Growling Clouds And Hummingbirds

Hello friends!

I’m sorry it’s been so long since my last correspondence. Our days are still a bit discombobulated due to two tumultuous years here for my people and our Wonder Garden. First mom was gone, then my person’s puppy moved in with us. (And on some days, my person’s puppy’s puppies would come over, too, and stay overnight sometimes, like the night they slept in the tent in the yard.)

Earlier this year, the best thing happened! My person stopped leaving for whole, long days to go to that “worky” thing he spent so much time at. I don’t know why he didn’t think of this sooner. I’m here, Doone The Cat is here, and our food is here, so why would you need to go anywhere else? Well, except sometimes when he goes to “The Trading Post”, ’cause he brings home snacks and other grub, but that usually doesn’t take very long. He’s usually home before I even think about worrying he won’t come back.

Now he’s here almost all the time and I can spend the entire day outside in the fresh air, on the cool grass, napping or keeping watch. We take nice long hikes at all times of the day. Today it was just after sunrise, so we could enjoy the cool morning before the late summer heat drives us to our water dishes and the shade of the big trees. He watches every sunset with me, and afterward we go to the south lawn, and he sits on the steps listening to The Lone Ranger radio shows until it’s too dark to see when we come into the house. Occasionally he’ll go somewhere and say “Be a good puppy while I’m gone. I’ll be back after a while.”, but not too often, and never for too long.

Then another thing happened this summer! His puppy found his own doghouse, as is the wont of adult dogs, and now it’s just the three of us! Wow! Let the spoiling begin! The cat looks like she’s gained ten ounces, and I myself must exercise restraint to keep from over-indulging in the plenty laid before us. It also seems more quiet now that it’s just us. My person doesn’t turn on the TV very much. On Big Saturday he makes it a point to see two things he calls Stooges and Svengoolie, but the rest of the time it’s quiet. Well, except when he plays those awful drums. Or the shiny guitar. Or the plastic piano.

So the past couple of weeks I’ve seen and heard some flocks of geese flying around over Maggie’s pond next door. Probably some up by that pond where we go biking, too. The sunsets each day are a little further south, and the nights are getting cool. All these things tell me our trial is drawing to a close soon, and all of this terrible summer business will be behind us. This hasn’t been the most challenging summer. I’ve seen hotter. But I’ll tell you what was off the charts this year, and that was angry clouds!

Holy smokes! Some days they’d all get amassed together, shutting off the sun. They’d bring some of the biggest bruisers you ever saw, too, and mean-looking. I don’t know if it’s mating season and they’re fighting to show off, or if it’s a territorial thing or maybe they get crazy from the heat like people do sometimes. First they flash their big flashlights like a warning so you know it’s coming and boy do you know it’s coming, and the wind picks up and then “BANG- Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Hgrrrrrrr!” they have the longest bark-growl thing of any bark-growl thing I’ve ever heard and loud? You want to get under the end table for this ’cause it shakes our old house and the windowpanes rattle and you can feel the grumbling in the ground, that’s how loud it is. Loud? You haven’t heard loud ’til you hear this! Even that awful drum could never dream of being this loud. It’s like a nillilion drums or something that means a lot of them, you know? Well, luckily there have been only a few really big battles this summer, and now that things are cooling down perhaps the clouds will be in better humors.

I’m glad we’re heading into fall. Mostly ’cause it leads to winter, and but also ’cause I like fall, too. The leaves start to come off the trees in fall, remember? They smell great, but they make stalking game in the Wonder Woods impossible with all their racket. My person purposely kicks at them and cries “Wee!”, and so that doesn’t help either. But a great thing about leaf-off is that we can see a lot farther in a lot of directions because we don’t have all those trees blocking our view from the top of Nishan Hill or even on the trails. Unless we’re in the pine stands ’cause the leaves don’t fall off the pine trees. Well, they do, but in a different way. It’s like pine trees are a lot different from the…the other kind that has their leaves fall off. It’s like they decide to take their leaves off for the winter, or like shedding I guess.

I must confess there are a few things about summer that I enjoy. I like that my person isn’t always in a rush to get the doors closed when I go in and out. I like that all the windows of the house are open, so I can smell what’s going on around me when I’m stuck inside. I like that I’m not stuck inside much! Sometimes in winter, even I like to get warmed up. And sometimes my person makes me come in and says “It’s not a fit night out for man or beast!”

This year I’ve taken a fancy to the hummingbirds. The first time I heard one, I thought it was a giant bee, but once you’ve heard one you recognize it right away after that. We have Ruby-Throated Hummingbirds here, and they come to the feeder at the kitchen window constantly. There must be a whole litter that lives nearby, and by now we see two or three at a time. They’re pretty, they hover cool, they have an aesthetically pleasing long snout, like canines. And they are feisty! These little guys are not cowards, but ruffians. They’ll buzz each other on the feeder and chase each other around like fighter planes! One little guy is the most courageous and defensive, with attitude, and won’t give up his perch at the feeder for anyone! They can buzz him and he sticks his snout out like a sword and says “Bring it on! You want a piece of this? Hah?” or at least he looks like he’s saying that. With a Brooklyn accent. Yeah, I’ll miss them. But I know they’ll be back next year.

Right now I’m getting ready to enjoy the fall. Winter can’t come soon enough for me. But like the freedom, fresh air and hummingbirds of summer, there are a few things I like about fall, too. Who could pass up a nap in a leafpile?

Bon Voyage, Geese

Wag more, bark less.

Sasha

Not Again?!

Hello friends!

Boy oh boy I’ve had a great winter. Lots of snow and lots of cold. Walks in the Wonder Woods with my person. But, gee whiz, it looks like spring is around the corner. It’s up to 27 degrees F today, and yesterday’s snow is already melting in the bright sun. The last of the snow is just about gone in all those little nooks and crannies amid the tangles and tumble-down rock walls. I suppose I should get used to this, and give up my dream that one day winter will never leave us, and we can have snow all year.

One redeeming quality to spring is that it brings the birds back with it. Black and yellow birds, orange and black birds, red and brown birds, stripy birds, iridescent birds. They really show up now, too, because mostly the world’s gray-ish where the snow is gone but it hasn’t started greening yet. By the porch those first little yellow and purple flowers came up a couple days ago. These get caught in a frog’s throat and make that noise. I know this because my person calls them Croak Assists.

I don’t know what’s happening with my fictional doppelganger up in the Arctic. We haven’t heard from them for months. It can be a pretty rugged place in the winter, and it’s not unusual that we don’t hear from them until spring, which is still another two months away for them. Lucky stiffs. I expect that we will get all the winter’s mail at once and catch up with the many adventures they’ve had in the season of total darkness.

Wandering around the yard by the driveway I found several great bones, some old snack scraps and a few things that I don’t know what they are but they smell edible. Luckily I beat these little yellow birds to them. I guess maybe there’s an upside to putting the snow away sometimes.

I just wish we didn’t have to wait so long for it to come back.

Wag more, bark less.

Sasha

Litters Of Critters

Here we go again, with spring birthing season. The birds are crazy these days. It seems like every kind of bird I’ve ever seen is in the yard now, and they’re all building nests, sitting on them, or fetching food for hatchlings. The noise and mess is everywhere, and you don’t see a bird flying without something in its mouth, either a stick or piece of grass or a bug or a mouse.

There’s these little darting birds that built the cutest nest in the rafters of the cabana. It’s way up about five times my height so I can’t see if there are eggs or baby birds in there. This nest is the best ever! It’s built out of sticks and dirt and spit like most nests, but then the outside is carpeted! They get green moss and put it all over the outside of the nest. It makes a great camouflage!

 

There are a lot of rabbit babies this time of year. And it seems like there’s more pine squirrels and chipmunks, but I never see them as babies. Or maybe they’re born that big and never grow. Poor things. Wait, what am I saying? A chipmunk as big as a dog would be my worst nightmare! Then again, they could chew some big holes into the house if I let them, (and frankly what choice would I have if they’re as big as me?) then I could sneak into the house through their hole, and I wouldn’t need to wait for a person to open the door when it’s rainy and windy!

 

Birds I get. The animals I get. What I don’t get is the trees. They’re doing crazy mating things, too. Turning all kinds of colors, like turkeys do to lure mates. And some even have little furry kittens growing right on their branches. But I never see the baby trees running around. In fact, I never see trees moving, now that I think of it. How did they get everywhere? Maybe they only move at night?

 

Tree Kittens

 

On our hike I smelled something as we passed Mr. Nishan’s tool shed. Something made a nest under there. A weasel or a skunk, I bet. Or a dragon. I was told there’s a dragon in the cellar, maybe that’s why I’m not supposed to go down there. (I didn’t see it the time I got in there, and was told it was on vacation at the time and I was lucky to escape with my life!) Well, skunk or dragon, I wanted to have a better look, but couldn’t fit under the shed, so I had to dig my way in. I tried at one point to chew through the wood siding or move the shed with my teeth. Even my person tried, but said it was too heavy to pick up. I finally got under there, but then it was too dark to see anything. It smelled good though, and given another few hours I could have dug out the whole underside of the shed. I got called out, finally, and we had to go in, but I’ll work on it more next time.

 

A couple weeks ago we had five inches of snow on the trees with little leaf buds. It broke a lot of them, and we have now three places on the trails blocked by downed trees. I’m glad the trees are making more now. The world would look terrible without trees, wouldn’t it?

 

Clear trails!

Sasha